pop nosh: britney spears’ quickie break!
















britney spears took a break from rehab to go to an AA meeting and she left the umbrella behind…

everyone can rest a little easier today knowing beyonce didn’t eat any hepatitis tainted food!

is that an engagement ring on the finger of nicole richie or is it just a reminder to eat?!?

anna nicole’s burial this week promises to be a very fitting & spectacular over the top event!

the osbourne HIV mystery has been solved – one of kelly’s cousins is living with the disease…

jake gyllenhaal was in NYC for the premiere of his new flick ‘zodiac’ which looks pretty decent!

sohpie monk is on a new diet…the coffee and a pack of smokes one! she’s still quite thin…

the AP wire tried to go for 1 full week w/o any paris hilton coverage and (surprise) they failed!

WTF?!? pete doherty went to the zoo where he tried to get the penguins high – what a lame loser!

here is a great round-up with a a ton of before and after plastic surgery celebrity pictures!

jen hudson turned down $3 million to star in movie because it had a nude scene (she wasn’t in!)

simon cowell finally makes a statement regarding all the naughty antonella barba naked pictures

jessica simpson & john mayer continue their reign of fug couple terror! this time in NYC…

charlotte church – gosh she grew up so very fast and now she went and got herself knocked up!

patrick dempsey lands his adorable face on the cover of people magazine w/ his twin babies!

kate beckinsale was spotted out and her nipples left quite a lasting impression (on her shirt!)

check out this dress on paulino rubio! it looks so stiff that it could be made into a lampshade!
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Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Tom Cruise Tom Cruise got all tatted up on W magazine's latest cover!
Another sexual assault lawsuit was filed against John Travolta!
Matthew Fox got himself arrested for the second time in a year!
Miranda Kerr rocked a white bikini on her Bora Bora vacation!
Michael Fassbender cast as Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey?
Tom Brady appears frightened by the hairstyle his wife gave him!
Charlize Theron was photographed holding her six-month-old son!
Hottie Mark Wahlberg was caught showing off his big package!
Kris Humphries wants his 20-carat diamond engagement ring back!
Photos of Hillary Clinton looking like a boss on her trip to India!
Joe Manganiello in Essential Homme + Chris Meloni in True Blood
Hilary Swank was at JFK sporting a nasty looking burn on her hand!

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