pop nosh: britney got a new website y’all

† finally britney spears got around to relaunching her website! britney spears

† so who was responsible for katie holmes’ awful outfit last night? webster’s is my bitch

† miley cyrus is getting hot & heavy with her model boyfriend justin gaston i’m not obsessed

† i don’t like fish sticks but if david beckham served them up i’d eat ‘em! a socialite’s life

† madonna’s brother believes kabbalah is a big reason behind her divorce cele|bitchy

† lindsay lohan & samantha ronson could have a pill party w/ all those prescriptions LA rag mag

† i agree with ms. spicy pants – madonna seriously needs to shut her hole! celebrity smack

† travis barker will probably be released from the hospital soon seriously? omg! wtf?

† angelina talks about when she actually fell in love with brad pitt in case you didn’t know

† retired porn queen jenna jameson showed off her swollen pregnant belly the blemish

† this ‘american idol’ wash up is full of excuses including blaming simon… allie is wired

† what happens when scientologists get sick? agent bedhead

† elizabeth hurley’s massively deep cleavage last night was totally out of control candy kirby

† nylon magazine nominates paris hilton for president (site NSFW) i don’t want your life

† lynne spears cannot be serious about wanting julia roberts to play her in a movie celebslam

† katy perry – fall down – go boom – in cake! egotastic

† get a listen to eminem’s recently released new track ‘i’m having a relapse’ ninja dude

† the temperature is rising between charlie and marcus on ‘survivor: gabon’ oh la la

† acterss rebecca romijn – pregnant, glowing, and getting bigger by the day! celebrity baby scoop

† england’s most beautiful rose aka class act jodie marsh has turned lesbian! dlisted

† levi stubbs – lead singer of the four tops passed away at age 72 :( gabby babble

BONUS LIST twenty adorable combinations of animals riding other animals! best week ever