pop nosh: beyonce’s nipple slip at the oscars!

» if you blinked you missed beyonce’s nipple slip while dancing on the oscars… hollywood tuna

» britney spears was caught sneaking phone calls to creeps adnan ghalib & sam lufti! yeeeah!

» how did tom cruise react when his ex-girlfriend penelope cruz said hello to him? celebslam

» why doesn’t katie holmes move to NYC? she’s there all the time it seems! i’m not obsessed

» is kellie pickler’s super tight face a victim of plastic surgery or too much botox? cele|bitchy

» rachel bilson was showing off her new engagement ring from hayden christensen popsugar

» lindsay lohan definitely appeared a little shifty & shady while being interviewed… dlisted

» meet amber rose – kanye west’s new girlfriend (who may or may not be a lesbian…) the frisky

» paris hilton picked up a couple of razzies for her horrific performances webster’s is my bitch

» oh no! is evan rachel wood rekindling her creepy romance w/ marilyn manson? celebrity smack

» i’m not so keen on film remakes but i am totally going to have to see the new ‘fame’! oh la la

» another reality TV train wreck is about to debut – meet ‘the cougar’ seriously? omg! wtf?

» lily allen’s new ‘Q’ magazine cover needed about 100 hours of photoshop work! agent bedhead

» crazy ass octomom nadya suleman faced off against her own mother in case you didn’t know

» does hugh hefner really think he can get kate winslet to strip for ‘playboy’? a socialite’s life

» lame ass katy perry pretended to play her guitar (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

» lindsay lohan topless pictures are a little on the thin side! egotastic

» OMG – sharon stone was totally showing off her tits at elton john’s oscar party! LA rag mag

» you can pretty much make a bong out of anything you have lying around the house… cityrag

» celebrate ‘national pancake day’ with free pancakes at your local IHOP! candy kirby

BONUS LINK this just in: we watch lots of bad TV (average = 151 hours a month) college candy

HOTTIE MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY WORKS IT OUT! (RIO DE JANEIRO, 02/22/09)

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