pop nosh: beyonce is pregnant!

→ the reason for beyonce’s quickie wedding was because she’s preggers w/ jay-z’s baby! hollyscoop

→ more baby news…jamie lynn spears is supposedly having a girl at the end of june! celebslam

→ britney spears will spend mother’s day (may 11th) w/ her 2 boys sean & jayden a socialite’s life

→ heidi klum always looks amazing & is the #2 money earning supermodel (gisele is #1) popsugar

→ is rob lowe’s house a den of sluts and sins?!? more nanny trouble for the lowes… dlisted

→ what did gwyneth paltrow have to say about her ex brad pitt? (not much…) i’m not obsessed

→ miley cyrus watches the ‘sanitized’ (aka lame) version of ‘sex & the city’ in case you didn’t know

→ christina aguilera can’t stand because: a) she’s drunk OR b) her makeup is too heavy candy kirby

→ john mayer is trying to bring back bad feathered haircuts from the 80′s jackson blue

→ david blaine set a world record on oprah – holding his breath for 17mins 4secs pop on the pop

→ did nick cannon really give mariah carey the same ring he gave to his ex-girlfriend?!? tmz

→ breaking news: ashley olsen has teeth AND exposed ‘em via a smile at some event! celebwarship

→ halle berry out & about showing off her new mom cleavage (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ why does clay aiken wear so much makeup? he looks awful these days seriously? omg! wtf?

→ jessica alba’s nipples are visible… egotastic

→ jessica simpson wrote a song for her bf tony romo called ‘back in my old boots’ – ugh! on 205th

→ ashlee simpson’s new t-shirt line has already been redesigned… gallery of the absurd

→ for $70,000 you can buy a video of angelina jolie smoking heroin (years ago) celebrity smack

→ smug fuckers: find out what lame ass couple fits this definition! webster’s is my bitch

→ could ryan seacrest’s days be numbered as ‘american idol’ host?!? cele|bitchy

BONUS RUMOR mariah carey and nick cannon got married yesterday! latina magazine