pop nosh: angelina jolie didn’t give birth yet

⊕ a few reports said angelina already gave birth but those rumors were shot down a socialite’s life

⊕ charlie sheen is getting hitched tonight and his bride might be pregnant already! dlisted

⊕ oh no! britney spears’ legal battles are far from over (plus she can’t handle ‘em yet) popsugar

⊕ steven tyler was only in rehab to recover from a bunch of foot surgeries webster’s is muy bitch

⊕ carnie wilson (looking like a house) is planning to lose weight (again…) celebslam

⊕ why did lindsay lohan & samantha ronson stop by the emergency room? pop on the pop

⊕ damn! angelina jolie is looking super fierce on the new vanity fair cover! i’m not obsessed

⊕ jennifer lopez & marc anthony are raising the twins alone – no nanny! in case you didn’t know

⊕ michael lohan desperately wants to see lindsay but she doesn’t want to see him celebwarship

⊕ jessica alba and cash warren are planning to have a babymoon… celebrity baby scoop

⊕ heidi klum was only pretending to eat mcdonald’s new wraps (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

⊕ if shia labeouf’s dirty underwear turns you on – you can buy some on ebay l.a. rag mag

⊕ adriana lima: topless and sexy as hell in elle egotastic

⊕ victoria beckham and the corpse bride: long lost twins? candy kirby

⊕ is still can’t believe that anybody would want clay aiken’s sperm! seriously? omg! wtf?

⊕ kim kardashian wants everyone to know that she doesn’t pad her ass the blemish

⊕ posh & becks are all set to make beautiful wine together w/ their own vineyard the WOW report

⊕ next month amy winehouse is supposedly going to sing for nelson mandela gabby babble

⊕ have you seen ‘SATC’ yet? (i must see it ASAP!) here’s an early review celebrity smack

⊕ funny man harvey korman passed away yesterday at the age of 81 :( cele|bitchy