pop nosh: angelina & brad – back in the USA

† angelina jolie and brad pitt brought all six of their kids back to the US a socialite’s life

† lindsay lohan and samantha ronson’s mexican bikini break has come to an end popsugar

† what does shannen doherty thing about paris hilton’s sex tape with her ex-hubby? LA rag mag

† the gold replica of kate moss (valued at $3 million) has been unveiled in all its full glory dlisted

† kelly osbourne was convinced at age 13 that she was really pregnant celebslam

† i do love me some kurt cobain but i certainly don’t want to smoke his ashes agent bedhead

† jessica alba is delivering a message by going all hannibal lecter on us the blemish

† melissa etheridge and her partner tammy lynn michaels are getting married i’m not obsessed

† brooke hogan totally brings a touch of pure class everywhere she goes in case you didn’t know

† adnan ghalib is now denying the existence of a britney spears sex tape webster’s is my bitch

† my neck piercing might be a little strange but this one is truly wacky… candy kirby

† i should start watching ‘lipstick jungle’ because robert buckley is so damn cute! oh la la

† did nikki blonsky (from ‘hairspray’) really kick this girl’s mom in the vagina?!? celebrity smack

† rosie o’donnell is returning to television with a variety show (ugh) seriously? omg! wtf?

† jessica simpson looks awfully tired in these pictures – girlfriend needs a nap hollywood tuna

† sarah palin swimsuit pictures are debate night prep! egotastic

† gwen stefani took kingston shopping – no sign of baby zuma nesta yet! celebrity baby scoop

† there’s way too much attenion being paid to kelly ripa’s magical belly button… cele|bitchy

† catherine zeta-jones’ face was looking a little on the raw side (hello chemical peel) lainey gossip

† the thought of mariah carey pregnant totally trips me out – i just can’t picture it love b. scott

† the world just got a little bit dirtier: mr. clean dies at age 92 college candy

BONUS LINK the top ten most stupidly accurate ‘south park’ song parodies! best week ever