pop nosh: amy winehouse’s skin is infected!

→ oh no! amy winehouse has a nasty infectious skin disease – i wonder how she got it?!? yeeeah!

→ what would you think of a relationship between a 15 yr old girl and a 25 yr old guy? celebslam

→ simon cowell has no need for viagra (at least not yet) or $2 million dollars i’m not obsessed

→ paris hilton was getting her spirituality on with a mystic shaman in tow – oi vey circus hour

→ britney spears has hit an all-time low…a duet with heidi montag – ugh! a socialite’s life

→ ellen degeneres wants your dog to eat her new organic pet food! in case you didn’t know

→ lindsay lohan thinks all of her tattoos are worthy of a big celebration popsugar

→ TV execs take note: mischa barton is a big shot now so don’t bother her! webster’s is my bitch

→ it’s time for victoria’s secret to become less sexy (and tacky!) agent bedhead

→ marion cotillard’s chance of making it big in the US are now pretty slim… celebwarship

→ kate hudson is keeping mum about her bump until she knows who the daddy is! pop on the pop

→ is jamie lynn spears buying blue because she has a boy – or is she just color blind? dlisted

→ lindsay lohan loves to wear short shorts (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ sophie monk talks about her ex-boyfriend benji madden & paris hilton seriously? omg! wtf?

→ “win” a “date” with scarlett johansson! egotastic

→ john travolta recruited a messy ‘has been’ celebrity into scientology… l.a. rag mag

→ which list has christina aguilera pegged as a 5 and paris hilton an 11? gabsmash

→ how did johnny depp and david hasselhoff become ‘best friends forever’? bitten & bound

→ hillary clinton made a guest appearance on SNL this past weekend! cele|bitchy

→ even as a sideshow freak – angelina jolie still has sex appeal… cityrag