Please just stop, Chelsea Handler!

Oh God … I love Chelsea Handler, I really do, but shut the hell up please, I am begging you. Chelsea decided to talk more about her two year old Angelina Jolie joke and how Jennifer Aniston is hysterical and oh my God stop, please just for the love little baby tap-dancing Jesus just STOP.

On her good friend Jennifer Aniston:

“Jennifer Aniston makes me laugh. She’s irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails.”



On Angelina Jolie:

“Yeah, I’m not a fan. She just doesn’t come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you’d really want to avoid.” SOURCE

Look, sweetie, here’s the difference between you and gossip bloggers like myself: Only one of us is not hanging out with Jen 24/7, okay? So when we joke about Angie collecting babies so that she can form the world’s first professional soccer team family, it’s impersonal. When you do it, we can’t help but shake the feeling that Jen has her hand up your ass.

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