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Please don’t ever sing again, Kim Kardashian

Please don’t ever sing again, Kim Kardashian
February 7, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Last night, Jay Leno said goodbye to The Tonight Show. Again. We’ll see how long it lasts this time, but for the time being, let’s just pretend that this is it and he’s never coming back. Anyway, a bunch of celebrities and Kim Kardashian came out to sing him off with a rendition of “So Long, Farewell” from The Sound of Music. Surprisingly, Kim was awful. Just the worst. She had no business being there, and if there were someway she could never sing again, that would be amazing. Like, if Kim’s head was just permanently trapped in some sort of vacuum to ensure she couldn’t make noises with her mouth, that would — what’s that? A human’s head in a vacuum would explode? … No, I don’t see anything wrong with that either.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.