Last night, Jay Leno said goodbye to The Tonight Show. Again. We’ll see how long it lasts this time, but for the time being, let’s just pretend that this is it and he’s never coming back. Anyway, a bunch of celebrities and Kim Kardashian came out to sing him off with a rendition of “So Long, Farewell” from The Sound of Music. Surprisingly, Kim was awful. Just the worst. She had no business being there, and if there were someway she could never sing again, that would be amazing. Like, if Kim’s head was just permanently trapped in some sort of vacuum to ensure she couldn’t make noises with her mouth, that would — what’s that? A human’s head in a vacuum would explode? … No, I don’t see anything wrong with that either.
February 7, 2014