Pippi Longstocking (Tami Erin) released her ‘leaked’ sex tape

Tami Erin

Remember Tami Erin? Of course you don’t, because she’s a little known child star whose only major role was in 1988′s The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking and (I swear, this is completely true) the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special. Yes, I finally got a chance to shoehorn Tim & Eric into this blog. Best day ever. Anyway, according to TMZ Tami is releasing a sex tape she made because apparently, she was worried her ex-boyfriend was going to release it before her.

“Pippi Longstocking” hit the streets yesterday and once again insisted she’s only putting out her sex tape to beat a bitter ex-BF to the punch …but we gotta ask, you really buyin’ that? We broke the story … a Tami Erin sex tape was being shopped to various media outlets. At first, Tami claimed she would fight the release tooth and nail … but later changed her mind.

All right, here’s why that’s all bullsh!t:

  1. You cannot “leak” a sex tape onto the commercial market. Turns out, they’re very thorough about that process now, and releasing a porno onto the market involves having every party involved sign a lengthy release form and providing at least two forms of valid government-issued identification.
  2. Erin has all of six acting credits on her IMDB page. Do you really think there’s a huge market for a little known former child actress’ sex tape? The answer is no, not without a whole lot of marketing beforehand. Which leads me to my final point…
  3. This is the same gambit played by every zero-talent famewhore looking to jumpstart her career since Paris Hilton. It’s a way for them to release their sex tape while still maintaining plausible deniability and framing themselves as “the victim.” If you’re still falling for it, you’re a moron.
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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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