Paz de la Huerta is tits-out INSANE!

You guys remember Paz De La Huerta, right? She was the bitch on Boardwalk Empire who also happens to be a stone cold drunk? Yeah, that bitch. Anyway, last night she got arrested after getting super shit-faced and ended up slashing a model’s leg up. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan was there too for some reason because really, we can’t have a story about celebrities getting drunk and beating the shit out of each other without her freckled ass around, now can we?

Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta was arrested last night after she allegedly threw a glass at former City star Samantha Swetra at an NYC party on Sunday … and then socked her in the face. Sources familiar with the situation  tell TMZ, it all went down at The Standard hotel — after Paz and Samantha got into it over Samantha’s male friend … we’re told Paz was hitting on him and Sam got defensive. According to sources, Samantha made a few snide remarks about Paz’s level of inebriation … and Paz got PISSED, throwing a glass and punching Samantha in the face. We’re told pieces of the glass became lodged in Samantha’s leg, and her friend helped pick out the bloody shards … while Paz was escorted out by security. SOURCE

I just love how LiLo just randomly happens to be there for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and still manages to be the one sane person in all of this. If you ever needed proof that that there is no logic or reason in the universe, I’d think that a drunken celebrity brawl that features Lindsay in a position other than drunken instigator should single-handedly disprove any sort of cosmic order.

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