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Pauly D joined Britney Spears’ tour!

Pauly D joined Britney Spears’ tour!
July 26, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Pauly D and Britney Spears

I know, I know: four music-related posts in a row? MADNESS. We’re turning into one of those music blogs you keep hearing about. Anyway, continuing with today’s unofficial all music blogging, Jersey Shore star Pauly D has signed onto to be the DJ for Britney Spears‘ tour, which I can only assume has something to do with Brit’s love of Cheetos and anything else that’s orange, baked and full of saturated fat.

The Jersey Shore star will perform on six dates of the Till the World Ends singer’s current tour. “I am so excited to be performing on the Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour,” Pauly D said in a statement. “Britney is one of my favorite performers and certainly one of this generation’s most influential artists. It’s an amazing platform to connect with my fans around the country.” SOURCE

How is this not the saddest thing ever? Britney used to be a staple on MTV, and now she has to let one of the inbred Oompa Loompa’s from MTV’s current staple perform with her? Not cool, so not cool. At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before the fat chick from Teen Mom who kinda looks like Adam Lambert starts opening for Britney. Sure she has no actual talent (hence why she’s on Teen Mom in the first place) but you gotta appeal to what the kids like, what with their sexting and their Justin Gagas and planking on old people’s lawns and such.

Pauly D and Britney Spears