Pauly D is fighting for custody of his love child

Pauly D is fighting for custody of his love child
October 23, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Pauly D

Normally, I wouldn’t bother talking about Pauly D or the love child he fathered, but … well, you know what the big story is right now. At this point, I’m just trying to hold it off the way one might use his body to barricade the doors as thousands of zombies press against the other side. Either way, as I try and hold back the brainless army of the damned, let’s all read about how Pauly D and his baby mama are fighting over their paycheck. I mean baby. Which they use as a paycheck. TMZ reports …

According to legal docs — obtained by TMZ — Pauly and his baby mama, Amanda, are in a dogfight over which state should handle their custody case. Pauly wants Nevada to handle it, but the former Hooters waitress wants a Jersey judge to pass judgment … and we know why. Nevada judges are more likely to give the father custodial rights than Jersey jurists. In Nevada, there’s a presumption that both parents should get joint custody. There is no such presumption in Jersey. Now as we reported, Pauly wants FULL custody, but having joint custody as a fall back is better than nothing.

This is why we wear condoms, kids. Not only is it a great way to stave of STIs, but it also keeps you from accidentally knocking someone up before getting into a litigious situation wherein you and your f*ck-buddy end up using a baby as a poker chip.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.