Never one to let a joke about her roll off her shoulders, Lindsay Lohan is hitting back at Paris Hilton after Paris took a jab at Lindsay on her new reality show, despite the fact that no one will watch Paris’ show because it looks goddamn AWFUL. So basically, a tree fell in the woods and no one really heard it, but Lindsay wants you to know what a bitch Paris is.
Lindsay Lohan is pissed off with Paris Hilton — claiming the shot Hilton fired at LiLo on a reality show was just plain “mean.” Lindsay is telling friends, “[Paris] is mean. You don’t have to make fun of serious matters in people’s lives to be funny.” SOURCE
Hilty versus LiLo … my God, it’s the biggest feud of 2004! Holy crap, at this point, just let them beat the crap out of each other. I mean really, what’s the worst that could happen? If Osama bin Laden’s death has taught us anything, it’s that we can all unite in the face of a vanquished enemy that is trying to destroy America. Now I’m not saying Paris Hilton is as bad as the mastermind behind 9/11, all I’m saying is that The Rock and Seal 6 are currently stationed right outside her window.