Oh joy, it’s slutty, blonde, has-been pot versus slutty, blonde, has-been kettle. Anyway, on her shitty show on the Oxygen network (HAHAHAHAHA!) that will probably get canceled after a couple episodes, Paris Hilton makes a big show about “volunteering” to help the homeless because she loves “giving back”, and when she gives a woman her earrings only to be mistaken for Lindsay Lohan, Paris makes a crack about her theft charges. Har-dee-har-har.
Homeless woman: I’m going to give them to my sister as soon as I get back to Oklahoma. And I’m going to tell them that Lind- Lindsay?
Paris: I’m not her.
Homeless woman: Aren’t you supposed to be in rehab?
Paris: No, I’m not Lindsay. If I were Lindsay, I’d be stealing the earrings, not giving them away. SOURCE
So basically, Paris pretended to volunteer to help the homeless and gave someone a pair of two dollar earrings so that she could get in a pot shot at Lindsay. Yeah, nicely done, bitch. Maybe next time you can write a fake check to help Tornado relief in the south so you can get in a dig at Britney Spears. “If I were Britney, I’d just be spending this money on Frappuccinos and dance doubles.”