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Someone finally threw Paris Hilton out of an airborne plane

Someone finally threw Paris Hilton out of an airborne plane
June 15, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Paris Hilton

In the words of Shangela: Hallelu, ladies. Ha. Lle. Lu. Okay, so the bad news here is that while someone did, indeed, convince Paris Hilton to finally throw herself out of a plane, the downside is that she was safely attached to someone who knew how to skydive properly, which is honestly a gigantic letdown. Unless … they didn’t happen to pack her chute with lead weights or anvils, did they? No? Dammit … well, I’m as disappointed as you here, and worst of all, the video is non-embeddable which really doesn’t help much either. But whatever, you can watch it here and just pause mid-way through so that you can imagine that her chute didn’t open and we now live in a world free of Paris. A guy can dream, can’t he?

Paris Hilton

PHOTO | TMZ