In the words of Shangela: Hallelu, ladies. Ha. Lle. Lu. Okay, so the bad news here is that while someone did, indeed, convince Paris Hilton to finally throw herself out of a plane, the downside is that she was safely attached to someone who knew how to skydive properly, which is honestly a gigantic letdown. Unless … they didn’t happen to pack her chute with lead weights or anvils, did they? No? Dammit … well, I’m as disappointed as you here, and worst of all, the video is non-embeddable which really doesn’t help much either. But whatever, you can watch it here and just pause mid-way through so that you can imagine that her chute didn’t open and we now live in a world free of Paris. A guy can dream, can’t he?
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