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Paris Hilton’s reality show has been canceled!

Paris Hilton’s reality show has been canceled!
August 24, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA Paris Hilton HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The World According to Paris HAHAHAHAHAHAHA canceled by Oxygen HAHAHAHAHA low ratings HAHA bitchy behavior HAHAHAHAHAHA generally acting like a huge C-U-Next-Tuesday HAHAHA stupid whore’s career is over. Also, HA!

Hilton’s series was pretty much dead on arrival, earning barely 400,000 viewers for its June debut and sinking even lower in subsequent airings. The network isn’t officially commenting on its fate, but Vulture can exclusively report what’s been obvious to even the most amateur ratings watcher for weeks: Oxygen (celebrating its sleeper hit The Glee Project) has no plans for a second season of The World According to Paris, unscripted industry insiders familiar with the situation confirm. SOURCE

Sure, my entire vacation has pretty much been derailed by a hurricane and I get to go home to an apartment that I really hope wasn’t affected by an earthquake, but you know what? This? This is awesome. And hilarious. And did I mention awesome? Because the stupid whore’s TV show being canceled because she’s an awful human being and no one wants to watch her be a terrible person for money is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

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