Remember when Paris Hilton decided that falling out of a rich vagina and spending the rest of her life sitting pretty because she won the genetic lottery somehow meant she could sing? Like most of America, you probably blocked that out with binge drinking. Lots and lots of binge drinking. Well, Paris is about to stoke those buried memories because she’s decided to resurrect her singing career (actually, any career would be good for her right now) with LMFAO. In related news, God doesn’t love you. Starpulse reports:
The socialite earned mixed reviews for her debut album Paris back in 2006, and now she’s planning a comeback with the Party Rock Anthem hitmakers. She tells MTV News, “We’re going to be doing my new single with LMFAO … I’ve known them since I was a little girl. We grew up together ’cause our parents are friends, so I’m just so proud of them and all their success and what they’ve done ’cause they’ve just created this whole Party Rock brand and it’s just so awesome.” And Hilton insists her new album will be very different from her debut: “I’m going with a whole new genre.”
Paris saying that her next album will be different because it’s a whole new genre is pretty much like saying dog shit is different from horse shit; sure, that’s technically a true statement, but that doesn’t mean I want either one of them.