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Paris Hilton pulled a Lindsay Lohan!

Paris Hilton pulled a Lindsay Lohan!
March 9, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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Because karma is basically just another religious points system constantly being disproved by the rich and douchey, a lawsuit against Paris Hilton over fucking hair extensions of all things has been dropped after the two sides reached a settlement. I’m assuming the settlement came about after everyone realized that no one cares about Paris or her dumb ass hair extensions.

The company agreed to dismiss the lawsuit against the hotel heiress after a settlement was reached, and while terms of the deal are being kept confidential, we know that Hilton will not be paying any money to Hairtech as part of the agreement. Paris tells RadarOnline.com exclusively: “I’m thrilled with this result. It is certainly not unusual for business people to have their disagreements, but I am glad that Chris (Volek, Hairtech, Principal) has acknowledged the hard work and dedication I put into promoting his products.” SOURCE

I’m not saying that the California legal system is essentially fucking broken, but when you consider that they passed Prop 8, a violation of the constitution, while letting every coked-out whore who’s ever appeared on the cover of Star magazine to roam free, you kinda have to wonder how easy it is to pass the bar exam there.

“Would you send Kim Kardashian to jail for murdering a hobo?”
“Of course not, it’s only murder if they kill an actual human being!”
“Congratulations! You just made partner at a law firm!”

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