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Paris Hilton debuts her “Good Time” video

Paris Hilton debuts her “Good Time” video

Paris Hilton "Good Time" Music Video

I’m not sure who opened the seventh seal or solved Lemarchand’s box or whatever the hell just happened, but Paris Hilton has a new music video, and the only explanation is that someone messed around with forces most dark and tied our fates to The World Beyond Sight And Sound. Watch this thing called “Good Time” (featuring Lil’ Wayne / produced by DJ Afrojack) and tell me that didn’t just happen. Try it. Well, it looks like Anguish is our new god now. Do not weep: It only strengthens him.

“F**k the world,” whispered whatever was responsible for this. “F**k the world.”