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DJ Afrojack needs to apologize for this!

DJ Afrojack needs to apologize for this!
June 25, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Paris Hilton

Last night, tossed aside socialite Paris Hilton made her premiere as a DJ in São Paulo, before you ask: no, I have no idea what Brazilians did to deserve this. It’s the equivalent of waking up in a bathtub full of ice without your kidneys. The only person that we can blame for this is DJ Afrojack, the man who decided to help Paris be a DJ, I’m guessing because he lost a fiddling contest with the devil or something (This is why you read the fine print, kids!) Listening to Paris try to play her new song, only to play a completely different song over it, is the equivalent of getting that incurable strain of gonorrhea in your ears!

Paris Hilton