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Paris Hilton is a lying liar who tells lies!

Paris Hilton is a lying liar who tells lies!
April 11, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Paris Hilton

When most celebrities drop off the face of the earth, they usually have the decency to at least stay down in obscurity. But not Paris Hilton! No, this bitch just doesn’t know when to just stay metaphorically dead. Anyway, it turns out the bitch is being sued by an insurance company for not returning $60,000 worth of jewelery she had borrowed, so now she’s going around telling everyone that it was all stolen and then pawned off. Riiiiiight.

Paris and her BF Cy Waits were on their way in to Boa last night … when PH told us, “[The Burglar Bunch] pawned everything that was real … they only gave me back the costume stuff.” It’s a BIG STATEMENT — because just last week, Hilton was sued by an insurance company for not returning $60,000 in jewelry she borrowed from Damiani Jewellers back in 2007 … jewelry that was jacked from Hilton’s home by the Burglar Bunch. The company thinks Hilton is LYING about not being in possession of the bling — because they believe cops recovered the Damiani pieces and gave it back to Paris … who then FAILED to give it back to Damiani. The company also alleges Hilton agreed to keep the jewelry in a safe when she wasn’t wearing it … but instead of locking it up, Paris simply tucked it away in her closet. SOURCE

Nicely done, whore. You either flat-out stole the jewelery (which, let’s be honest, is really up this horrible, horrible bitch’s alley) or you just didn’t bother following the agreement you two made and now you’re out of $60,000 worth of shiny shit. No, really, well done skankwad. Though to be fair, that jewelery was physically touching Paris Hilton at some point. Like, it was on her skin. I mean really, once someone or something has touched Paris Hilton without some form of protective barrier, isn’t it pretty much ruined forever? Exactly.

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