Paris Hilton blames Oxygen for crappy ratings!

Remember how Paris Hilton said that her new show was going to show how she’s all grown up and taking responsibility for her actions? Yeah, that was a total crock of shit, because not only does the show make her come across as Hitler with a herp-infected vagina, but now she’s blaming the network for not being able to find enough viewers to watch her be a self-involved harpy bitch.

“Paris is furious that the show didn’t premiere at the time it was supposed to,” an insider tells me when speaking about The World According to Paris. “She worked her tail off doing promotion and publicity for the show and then because of a technical mistake, the show aired at a completely different time in a lot of markets.” A representative from the network denies that there were any glitches in her premiere episode. “The show premiered at 10 p.m. on Wednesday, June 1 as was promoted,” an Oxygen spokesperson told me in a statement. “There were no technical mistakes. We look forward to a very exciting run of the series.” SOURCE

Has Paris ever considered the fact that everyone just hates her stupid slutty ass and would rather watch an autopsy than another reality TV show where embodies everything that’s wrong with humanity? Not that they haven’t been promoting this thing into the fucking ground, but it’s like my dad always said: You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it watch Paris Hilton act like a tramp, otherwise the horse will just hold it’s head underwater until the bubbles stop.

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