ERMAHGERD. Did anyone else catch last night’s premiere of RuPaul’s All-Stars Drag Race? Because that was insane. And also, Pandora Boxx got ROBBED. Absolutely ROBBED. I mean, just … Mimi Imfurst? Really? They could have paired poor Pandora up with a literal ball and chain and she would have had a better chance than with Mimi’s feather boa FUPA. Everyone who voted for Mimi, hang your heads in shame for what you have wrought.
But there is good news! The music video for Pandora’s new single, “Nice Car! (Shame About Your Penis)” is here, and before you ask, no, it’s not about Mimi. The song is actually super kickass, and I’m thinking of retroactively putting it on our list of the best Drag Race singles. But seriously, this video has everything: squirting dildo guns, naked men, a failed rentboy hookup, I am LIVING FOR IT.