Okay, so apparently since July 4th fell on the weekend, everyone is taking the day off, including celebrities. Seriously, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t set off her SCRAM bracelet, Lady Gaga didn’t flip anyone off while wearing underwear, and Mel Gibson hasn’t offended an entire group of people yet. Therefore, I’m forced to write about stupid weddings. On the plus side, it involves Jenna Fischer from The Office. On the down side … *Yawn*
The Office star Jenna Fischer married screenwriter Lee Kirk this weekend on July in a private ceremony, Us Weekly reports. The couple had got engaged last summer while on holiday in Europe. They have been dating since January 2008. The actress, 35, was previously married to director James Gunn for nearly seven years before they divorced in July 2007. This is the first marriage for Lee. SOURCE
Zzzzzzzzz … What? Oh sorry, I dozed off there for a second. Come on Jenna, step up your game here. If you’re gonna be a celebrity, you’re gonna have to learn how to snort a whole bunch of cocaine, flash your vagina to the paparazzi while stepping out of your car and blaming everyone else for your mistakes. You’re never going to make it by being a mature, responsible adult!