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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are splitting up?

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are splitting up?
April 15, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne

I always considered Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne to be one of the most oddly endearing couples, what with him being the sort of off-kilter lord of darkness and Sharon the devoted matriarch who would use one hand to defend her kids and the other to tear the eyes out of some backwoods whore fresh off the Rock of Love bus. Well, they’ve split up, which means true love is a lie. Dammit. TMZ reports …

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have split up … at least temporarily … and they are now living apart … multiple sources tell TMZ. Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ … Sharon is currently living at the Beverly Hills Hotel, while Ozzy is living at a rented home several miles from the Bev Hills Hotel. There were reports … they were not living in the family home because of renovations, but that is not the case now … they are living separately. As far as we know … there are no plans for divorce … at least not now.

Well, I’m kinda hoping they’ll get back together because (A) They’re weirdly adorable together, and (B) Can you imagine Ozzy with anyone other than Sharon? Yeah, it seems weird to think about it, doesn’t it?

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.