oprah’s secret weight-loss surgery

hey hey! below you’ll find the latest national enquirer which is featuring oprah winfrey front & center with her supposed weight-loss surgery after gaining 50lbs in five months – which i believe is due to an under performing thyroid gland! i actually have the complete opposite problem – my thyroid gland is over active – hence why i’m on the skinny side – gosh i’d love to gain a few more pounds – maybe oprah & i can switch thyroid glands for a spell! (although i’d much rather switch bank accounts with her!) in other weight related news we got a super skinny joely richardson (‘julia’ from nip/tuck) who actually does look way too thin – especially with the dress exposing her back – not the best choice for a red carpet outing – somebody from her camp should have suggested a different dress! we also got matt lauer‘s wife annette roque who supposedly has dropped 40lbs as her marriage crumbles around her – gosh who wants to eat when there’s drama – certainly not me!

at the top there’s more on that whole david copperfield sex attack scandal – he always totally creeped me out – magicians seem to marching to the beat of a different drummer (like sketchy criss angel) apparently mr. copperfield offered his accuser $2 million bucks to keep her mouth shut (and disappear!) yet i guess that deal didn’t work out too well – i’m sure there’ll be a lot more on this story in the upcoming weeks! last but not least there’s courtney cox arquette who is dealing with ‘menopause agony’ at age 43 – which does sound kinda young but i don’t think it’s all that abnormal for ‘aunt flo’ to cut her visits short? (although it does signal a life change – it must be way easier to not worry about a monthly period – i can’t even begin to imagine dealing with that!) anyways it’s time for me to go deal with the day (at least it’s hump day!) i’ll check you all later! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!

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  • http://www.gino-green.net/ Gino Green Global

    I doubt that copperfield raped some girl… he is a hansom millionaire…

  • robison

    this is what I have been telling my wife all along. there has to be something wrong with this lady!!

  • frogirl1978

    Um..yeah, rape is not what men do when they cant get a date. Its about power, not sex. Rapists aren’t necessarily sexually frustrated men, they get off on power and domination and violence. To say that the woman is lying because Dc is rich and handsome, and therefore has no reaosn to rape, is ignorant. And FYI, very few women do lie about rape. Do you have any idea the trauma involved in rape kits, multiple interviews, prying into your personal life, becoing the accused instead of the accuser? Just saying, bc I wor with victims of rape and abuse, and so few women actually go through with the charges until the end bc of all the trauma. If shes in it for the money, why not just take the 2mil. My bet is that she is doing this to help proect other women from him. Because rapists never rape just once. Imp roud of her and pray for her on the long hard road ahead.

  • mrs,hersi

    ihave no comment for any one but ineed help from oprah how to loss weight wen i donot have mony so please help me to do so thanks all i wait is anwser from oprah the rich oprah