oprah winfrey: now with more plump!

oprah winfrey: now with more plump!
March 19, 2008 MICHAEL KNUDSEN

good evening! i’ve got the latest cover of national enquirer tonight which is featuring oprah winfrey‘s weight gain (she’s supposedly gone from 146lbs to 246lbs – an ‘estimated’ gain of one hundred pounds) there’s been rumors of trouble over in ‘oprahdi$e’ for months now – stedman graham and ms. winfrey could be calling it quits after over twenty years of being together (since 1986) the ‘final showdown’ has apparently sent oprah into a feeding frenzy causing her to pack on a few extra pounds! if there’s real trouble – i bet the stress comes from figuring out how much money he’ll maybe get if the relationship fizzles out plus i’m sure oprah doesn’t wanting stedman writing a book or flapping his mouth to the press about their time together yet i’d be very surprised if he actually did that – he’s always appeared to be a true gentleman and a stand up kinda guy!

the other ‘big’ story featured on the cover revolves around demi moore who could be having a baby via in vitro fertilization at age 45 – i can’t imagine having grown children and then starting from scratch all over again but if i were married to hottie ashton kutcher i’d totally want to have his baby too – who wouldn’t?!? in other celebrity baby news there’s also a story about supposed troubles for nicole kidman and her pregnancy – i’ve noticed she seems to barely be showing but i have no sense of the timetables of being pregnant – i hope everything goes ok for her and hubby keith urban – their baby will be like the ‘anti’ suri cruise – they’ll be sworn enemies from the start! (total tabloid drama twenty years from now…)

we’ve also got janet jackson with rumored heart trouble from her yo-yo dieting which we all know has been the case with janet over the years – she’s gone up & down so many times…who can keep track? last but not least winona ryder might be up to her old kleptomaniac ways – i love how the magazine calls her ‘sticky fingers’ – ms. ryder rocks though…ever since i first saw her in beetlejuice i’ve been a diehard winona fan! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!