|dear lindsay lohan,|
girl – what the fuck are you doing? i can’t even imagine what’s happened to you – but let’s be honest you look like shit on a skinny stick – drugs – stress – partying? who knows – but this is a sincere plea for you to clean up the fucking mess of yourself – it’s time for a wake-up call ms. lindsay – don’t forget you have some movies coming up (herbie: fully loaded) and your gonna need to not look like the mess you are at the moment – pull yourself together – and please dye your hair back to that sassy red – blonde is just not cutting it for you as of late – ok i said what i needed to – someone had to try to wipe up this mess – been meaning to write this for a while…it’s off my chest! phew – that was heavy!
May 12, 2005