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One of those Teen Moms is going to jail!

One of those Teen Moms is going to jail!
November 19, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Well, it was bound to happen eventually anyway: One of the Teen Moms – the fat, dumpy looking one. I think her name is Amber or something? Whatever. Anyway, she might be going to jail for beating her baby’s father in front of their daughter, because MTV is the bastion of quality, wholesome, family entertainment, and not an enabling ground for domestic abuse.

Amber Portwood, 20, has been charged with two felony counts and one misdemeanor count of domestic violence and battery. If convicted, the reality star faces up to three years in jail and fines of up to $10,000. SOURCE

The best part about all of this is that she tried to deny it ever happened, despite the fact that a television network taped you doing exactly that. Twice. Which would be like murdering your wife, leaving a mountain of evidence behind, then writing a book about how you didn’t do it, but how you would have killed her if you had. But nobody would be dumb enough to assume you were innocent after that, right?