WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
 

One Direction’s Niall Horan dropped the C-Bomb

One Direction’s Niall Horan dropped the C-Bomb

Because I’m an adult with dignity and good taste in music, I don’t really know who anyone in One Direction (aka, Justin Bieber, except five of him, thanks Simon Cowell) is. Actually, I think one of them might be the Lucky Charms leprechaun. Have you ever seen them in the same room together? Exactly. Anyway, one of them, Niall Horan (who we’ll just call “Blondie”) was caught on camera calling a group of his fans a “shower of cunts” which is just … what? Is that what they call groups of ummm, that? Like a flock of sheep or a murder of crows? It’s a shower of c-words? Okay then!

Regardless, the girls do sound incredibly irritating, but I wouldn’t say they’re a shower of c-words. Maybe something like a gush of delusional teenage fan girls, or maybe a crush of sycophants. Seriously, read some of the comments the poster leaves on the video. These are the women of the future, and they are perfectly okay with being called a cunt as long as it’s by someone they think is hot. So long, feminism! It was nice knowing you.

Niall Horan