So in her new movie, I Don’t Know How She Does It (SPOILER ALERT: Sarah Jessica Parker has a full-time nanny. That’s how) Olivia Munn plays a character who full on bitchslaps Justin Bieber verbally because even a broken clock is funny twice a day. Anyway, in order to go into damage control and to keep crazy Beliebers from bombing her house, she’s now telling Access Hollywood and anyone else who will listen that she herself is a Belieber, despite the fact that she’s over the age of twelve.
“I’m a Belieber, a 100 percent,” the actress told Access Hollywood on Thursday at the junket for her new movie, I Don’t Know How She Does It, where her character jokes about Justin Bieber being born to a single teen mom. “Look, Justin Bieber was a mistake. Teenagers don’t get pregnant on purpose, OK?” the outspoken actress told Access. “However, that mistake turned into a billion dollar idea!”
All right, here’s my theory here: You know that really high-pitched sound that only people under the age of eighteen can hear? Well, I think Justin Bieber works the same way. Only people under the age of eighteen can hear what’s appealing about Bieber. Yeah, my theory just lost all credibility right there. Especially when you have to try and figure out how pedophiles can listen to his music without their ears caving in on them. “Holy shit, this is what kids sound like? Fuck it, I’m just going to bang adults now.”