Story time! When I was a kid, I used to go to a friend’s house to play because his parents were the cool kind who built him a totally bitching treehouse and a killer swing set in their backyard. We then proceeded to play on that swingset well into the sixth grade until one kid decided to try standing on the swing, only to fall off, eat total sh!t, and ended up getting like ten stitches. They tore the swingset down the next day. I guess what I’m trying to say is that if you play on swings wrong, you’re going to eat total sh!t. Which is what happened to The Newsroom star Olivia Munn when she decided to play on an indoor swing someone jury-rigged in their home because what could possibly go wrong? The answer: Olivia dislocated her shoulder. That’s what went wrong.
August 20, 2013