oh that cellulite of the stars



oh good morning – i’m way tired – last night’s bat for lashes gig was awesome – i even spotted kate bosworth in the crowd but the band didn’t come on until about 11:45 – although i’m beat – it was totally worth it! (more on the show later) anyways below is the latest national enquirer which is all about exposing the good times with stars and their cellulite (the lumpy substance resembling cottage cheese that is commonly found on the thighs, stomach, and butt…) the main place to spot cellulite of course is the beach where a bikini can expose all the lumps (or a short dress like britney spears is wearing below – i honestly don’t know that much about cellulite but it seems to be a pretty common thing – nobody’s perfect – and i’m not sure if surgery can really fix it – but i could be wrong – i’m just thankful i don’t have to worry about it yet…



i’m way more interested in their lindsay lohan story – where an ‘eyewitness’ tells all including details on her rumored suicide attempt along w/ info about a supposed three day messy bender (which included booze, coke & ecstasy – and barely any sleep) that the starlet went on before her latest arrest (oh she’s far from innocent…) plus there’s apparently details of her time in ‘celebrity’ rehab – like how she would ditch her sobriety coach to get her drink on – and was taking off her ankle alcohol monitoring bracelet left & right – the girl obviously has a lot of problems! of course we’d all like to see her get better & stay that way – only time will tell what will become of ms. lohan & her career! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!


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  • http://karukeralabelle.over-blog.com/ French west indian girl

    They are human like us I mean cellulite is an everyday fight ….for everybody

  • Ashley

    I love reading about celebrities as much as anyone else, but these kind of stories are just mean and hurtful. They wonder why stars and their fans are battling eatting disorders. It would be much better if they presented it in a way of saying “Hey! It’s normal!”, but instead they claim that celebs should be ashamed.

  • Mick

    This rag of a magazine is retarded. People get old, people get fat, and people get cellulite. Big surprise!

  • http://dimplethighs.blogspot.com joyce hubert

    I have cellulite like the stars. lots of women have it.