WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP

oh that cellulite of the stars

oh that cellulite of the stars



oh good morning – i’m way tired – last night’s bat for lashes gig was awesome – i even spotted kate bosworth in the crowd but the band didn’t come on until about 11:45 – although i’m beat – it was totally worth it! (more on the show later) anyways below is the latest national enquirer which is all about exposing the good times with stars and their cellulite (the lumpy substance resembling cottage cheese that is commonly found on the thighs, stomach, and butt…) the main place to spot cellulite of course is the beach where a bikini can expose all the lumps (or a short dress like britney spears is wearing below – i honestly don’t know that much about cellulite but it seems to be a pretty common thing – nobody’s perfect – and i’m not sure if surgery can really fix it – but i could be wrong – i’m just thankful i don’t have to worry about it yet…



i’m way more interested in their lindsay lohan story – where an ‘eyewitness’ tells all including details on her rumored suicide attempt along w/ info about a supposed three day messy bender (which included booze, coke & ecstasy – and barely any sleep) that the starlet went on before her latest arrest (oh she’s far from innocent…) plus there’s apparently details of her time in ‘celebrity’ rehab – like how she would ditch her sobriety coach to get her drink on – and was taking off her ankle alcohol monitoring bracelet left & right – the girl obviously has a lot of problems! of course we’d all like to see her get better & stay that way – only time will tell what will become of ms. lohan & her career! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!