oh shut the eff up, tori spelling!

Since she’s already ridden on the coattails of one dead person, so she might as well go for two, Tori Spelling is claiming that she was contacted from beyond the grave by Farrah Fawcett. And just to complete the trifecta, the entire thing was performed by professional con-artist and official biggest douche in the universe, John Edwards. Seriously; I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

It was pretty surreal. He offered to do a reading with me and I was hoping I would talk to my dad. I’d lost a best friend a long time ago and I was hoping he would come through. And then, all of a sudden, [he said] Farrah Fawcett’s coming through. And we were neighbors for years. She basically wanted me to give a message to [Fawcett's son] Redmond and to her family and she was doing these very specific call outs for things that they would understand. In the book, I don’t solve it. I can’t believe she came through to me — the most non-confrontational person in the world. SOURCE

I think the only thing less believable than Farrah Fawcett would float around in limbo just so she could pass off a message to ‘Donna Martin’ is the idea of Tori Spelling being the least confrontational person in the world. Seriously, this is a woman who will bitchslap her own mother, then cut a Girl Scout because she ran out of Thin Mints.

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