Because I hate all of you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much, I’m here to talk to you all about Octomom‘s… Oh… Oh God… I promised myself I wasn’t going to throw up. Alright. The first stills of her fetish video are on the web thanks to TMZ and… Why? Why is that chubby man in a diaper? And… And the whips are just… Whipping. Always whipping… Why is she using her children’s toys in this shoot? Does she want all of her children to grow up to hate her? I mean, more so than they probably already will for having more children than she’s capable of actually raising while refusing to give up on her ill-guided aspirations for fame for the sake of getting an actual job so that she can properly raise them like an actual mother. Just… No, to all of this. Nothing I ever do will ever be able to top this out of sheer “WTF?!” value.
January 19, 2011