So the AVN Awards were this week and for reasons beyond any rational thinking human, Andy Dick was invited. Guess how well that went? If you said “He got thrown out after drunkenly harassing Tera Patrick and Chi Chi LaRue“, then congratulations! You have the most basic amount of foresight needed to survive.
An hour before the ceremony at the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas, Patrick and LaRue were prepping in a dressing room backstage, when an apparently intoxicated Dick suddenly appeared. A witness reports, “You couldn’t understand what he was saying, but you could hear Chi Chi saying, ‘Leave me alone!’ Tera grabbed Chi Chi and went into another dressing room, but boom, there he was again. This happened three or four more times. He had a cup of beer, which kept spilling. Finally, this huge security guy came over, snatched the beer out of his hand, and said, ‘That’s it, we’re going!'” SOURCE
Hmmmm … sticking a drunken Andy Dick in a building full of beautiful people? Yeah, like there was no way that could have ended poorly. Hell, you can’t even leave Andy Dick tied up in a padded room without him somehow setting an orphanage on fire, so if anything, it’s a miracle that Dick over there didn’t end up obliterating western civilization in nuclear warfare.