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Oh look, Scott Disick covered one of the Kardashians in money. Isn’t he swell?

Oh look, Scott Disick covered one of the Kardashians in money. Isn’t he swell?
November 22, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian

Dear Scott Disick,

I see you enjoy flaunting your wealth by covering things in money, even though I have no idea what you do for a living. If I had to guess: tertiary character on a horrible reality TV show? Am I close? Just say warm or cold, I’ll do the guesswork here. Well, while I appreciated your fondness for the American dollar, I should probably tell you: Sometimes, I imagine you being kicked to death by a horse and it makes me feel good.

Sincerely,
Jeremy Feist

(No seriously: Please get kicked to death by a horse. Or possibly horses. Plural. I’m not choosy.)

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.