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Oh look, Perez is posting naked pics of Gaga

Oh look, Perez is posting naked pics of Gaga
September 5, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga

A few weeks back, Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton got into a huge fight over … something. Perez is a evil leprechaun troll and Gaga is an egomaniac with a fatal allergy to negativity, so just assume they were fighting out of a sense of predestination. Anyway, most everyone forgot about it because more important things like twerking and Syria happened, but dammit if Perez isn’t going to milk this lame feud for all its worth by passive-aggressively posting naked pics of Gaga on Twitter. Via Page Six

The ongoing feud between Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton is getting increasingly nasty — and naked. The gossip blogger posted naked photos of the singer and linked to a recent interview Gaga gave (links NSFW), in which she admits she’s aware that her appeal may be waning. “Scratch that itch!” he wrote on one, er, dubious shot.

“I certainly feel that at this time it’s almost as if people are surprised they haven’t already destroyed me,” Gaga said.

“It’s literally not even been two weeks since my first single came out and it’s all, ‘She’s over,’ or because I’m not number one yet, ‘She’s finished’. If you think I give a damn about money then you don’t know me as an artist at all.”

Hilton didn’t comment on the article, but did tweet his usual disdain at topless photos of the singer — which appear to be from a photo shoot unrelated to the article.

Awwww, it’s cute how he thinks combining slut-shaming with out-of-context quotes somehow makes him right. This is the same guy who (ahem) wrote this f**king travesty of a book that I read a few years ago out of sheer boredom. Which is why I can say, with absolute certainty, that Perez writes like a spoiled child drowning in a vat of ABC soup. Granted, I’m not a big Gaga fan either, but if you’re forcing me to choose between an occasionally annoying theater student and a man whose sole contribution to the literary world single-handedly validated book burnings. I’ll take the former, thank you.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.