Oh look, Kanye West is ranting again

Kanye West

Last night, Pusha T was hosting a party or something when Kanye West showed up and immediately started screaming into a microphone because, well, this is pretty much Kanye’s factory setting. I’m pretty sure this is how he reads Goodnight Moon to his kid. To be honest, I have absolutely no clue what he’s saying. All I know is that I absolutely do not want to be left alone in a room with him, because if that’s what he sounds like when he likes you, I’d hate to see what he’s like when he hates you. Or even worse: When he’s completely neutral about you. “YO MAN, I DON’T HAVE A STRONG OPINION ON YOU. I FEEL NEITHER GREATLY POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE ABOUT YOU. AND FURTHER MORE, I – (*Five minutes of incoherent, high-pitched screaming*)

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