I swear to God people … just … gah. Anyway, here’s a fun little pop quiz for you all: What happens when a talentless blonde whore (i.e. Michaele Salahi) gets involved in a relationship with an old, used to be famous guy (i.e. Neal Schon) in a scandalous fashion? Why, they take those lemons and they paint that shit gold! Atmosphere reference, look it up. But yeah, turns out this was all a ploy to get a new reality TV show out of a bag of shit. I know, shocking, amirite? Via the Chicago Sun-Times:
Michaele Salahi’s running-off-to-join-the-band bit keeps getting wackier and wackier. Not only does the onetime White House “crasher” think she’s got a big music career before her — she reportedly is trying to parlay it all into yet another reality show! According to a source who should know, Salahi believes new beau Neal Schon of Journey will both shepherd her singing “talent” and participate in a TV show that apparently is being pitched to a couple of independent production companies.
In case you couldn’t see the parallels I was drawing, I was pretty much just pointing out the fact that Michaele Salahi is basically just Courtney Stodden, if Courtney Stodden was actually as old, tired and worn-out as she looked. You know, instead of being 17. And look! She even has the mandatory sort-of-famous 50-year-old penis to hang off of! My God, it’s like they’re the same person and everything.