Octomom’s sex tape: Nominated for four AVN Awards!

Because you guys really are weirdly obsessed with Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman‘s infamous sex tape, Merry Christmas: She just got nominated for four AVN Awards. Jingle all the way … Via HuffPo:

“I’m very excited to attend the AVN Awards, Nayda tells The Huffington Post. “I’ve never been to anything like that before so I’m really looking forward to it.” She has been nominated for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign surrounding her controversial video, Octomom Home Alone. “I’m totally honored and blown away to even be nominated,” she tells The Huffington Post. “It was a fun and life changing experience for me to make the movie.”

Really? Okay, I’ll give you one for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, even if it is a bit of a stretch, but … seriously? You searched the entire porn industry, and couldn’t find a better masturbation tape than Octomom‘s? What’s happening here?

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

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