Octomom just screwed her kids over!

Is it too late to hand out the “Worst Mother Ever In Like The History Of Every Thing That Has Ever Existed” award? Because I think we just found our winner. Vivid Videos’ head-honco Steven Hirsch has decided to stop trying to feed and clothe Nadya Suleman‘s children because Octomom is an uppity bitch who can’t even put aside her own ego to keep her kids from turning cannibal on each other.

Hirsch tells TMZ, “We tried really hard to develop some sort of a relationship with Nadya. We totally understood that she didn’t want to make a movie with us and we respect her decision.” Hirsch adds, “She has refused our check for her February mortgage payment and has made it very clear that she doesn’t need or want our help in any way.” He concludes, “At this point we will no longer pursue buying her $450,000 balloon payment, but remain open to speaking to her about other opportunities.” SOURCE

You stupid fucking bitch. Sorry, I know I usually at least try to veil outright criticism in a joke, but this is too much. Don’t wanna do porn? Super. But if you have to pick between doing porn or raising your kids in fucking squalor and you choose the latter, you are a terrible mother. Hey, you know what? Here’s an idea: Give all of Octomom’s kids to Mr. Hirsch. Sure, he runs a porn company, but out of the two of them, he’s the only one looking out for the best interest of the kids.

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