north korea caught a break for once!

Poor North Korea … They’ll never know the pleasure of having a twelve-year-old lesbian sing for them. A while back, a contest was set-up to decide where Justin Bieber would perform, and like all Internet contests, it was hijacked by 4chan. The result: they voted unanimously to send The Biebs to North Korea. But as it turns out the contest wasn’t real and Justin isn’t going anywhere. Bummer.

Sure, North Korea may have won the Faxo contest, but the contest was in no way sanctioned by Bieber or anyone in his camp, according to a statement e-mailed on Wednesday (July 7) to MTV News. “It was a spoof site,” a spokesperson for Bieber wrote. “This is not a legitimate contest.”

So, sadly, the Justin Bieber North Korea concert will not come to fruition anytime soon, which the Internet attributed to something other than the contest’s illegitimacy. Early Wednesday morning, more pranksters had made the most-searched term on Google Trends “Justin Bieber Hates Korea.” SOURCE

Ummmmm … Oh darn? Oh who the hell are we kidding, I think this works out for everyone. Justin Bieber didn’t get hijacked into going to North Korea, and the country won’t have to suffer through that awful fucking Baby Baby Baby song. Christ, are you serious? The chorus is just the word ‘Baby’ over and over again. Congratulations on writing a song that I could come up with by hitting copy-paste over and over again.

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