I know I don’t say this enough around here, but Taylor Momsen is probably a child prostitute. Don’t believe me? Take a look at this music video for her band The Pretty Reckless‘ new song Make Me Wanna Die. Just once, I wish she would act on that notion.
Obviously, I’m pretty sure most of you don’t want to go to jail for statutory rape anytime soon, so I’m going to bite the bullet here and fill you guys in on what goes on here: Taylor is walking down the streets of New York City at night, which I’m sure is something that isn’t new to her. And then she takes off all of her clothes (NO) and then sets herself on fire in a cemetery (YES). All in all, it will probably make you feel really awkward and uncomfortable, but on the plus side, this video single-handedly got To Catch A Predator renewed for another two seasons!
Anyway, if that description didn’t completely turn you off from watching this video, you can watch it below. Also, you’re really creepy and should probably stay away from anyone under the age of eighteen forever.