no, seriously: shut up taylor momsen

no, seriously: shut up taylor momsen
August 9, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Taylor Momsen, she of the magical BFF vibrator and super hardcore ROCK ‘N ROLL band (that happens to be on a major record label) has decided to joke about hooking up with a priest, despite being all of 17-years-old. You know, because ha ha ha! All that sexual abuse of minors by the Catholic church was hiiiiiiii-larious! And by that I mean “You’re joking about emotionally scarred children, you assbag.”

“I was raised Catholic,” Taylor Momsen said. “I f***ed a priest once — I’m just kidding.” But the aspiring rocker insists that she does take issue with priests who have been accused of molesting children, which is why she penned the song Going Down with her band, The Pretty Reckless. “It seemed like a very fitting song to write at the time,” Momsen explained. “It was kind of a f*** you to all the molestation going on. It was just insane.” SOURCE

On one hand, I will grudgingly give credit where credit is due and give her props for hating on pedophiles. That being said, know what would be an even bigger diss on pedophiles? A seventeen-year-old who wears pants and doesn’t talk about masturbating. But of course, Taylor isn’t just any teenager; she’s a rockstar! Who looks like a raccoon. FIGHT THE POWER, ROCK ‘N ROLL RACCOON!