Since the end game of all pop stars these days is to become a full-on, sentient, self-aware Barbie, it makes complete sense that Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry have been turned into Barbie dolls, and the completely 100% unique doll will be auctioned off for charity. And apparently, if you pull the pull-string in their backs, they call Lady Gaga “a filthy skank”. Just like the real thing! Via TMZ:
Sucks that a guy with no genitals is about to get a shot with Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry … because TMZ has learned they are both about to become Barbie Dolls!! Sources close to the plastic factory tell TMZ … Mattel has already begun production on ONE single Nicki doll and and ONE single Katy doll. We’re told Nicki’s doll will include “every signature detail, right down to the tattoo on Nicki’s left arm.” The Nicki doll will be auctioned off online on December 7th — and proceeds will benefit the Project Angel Food organization.
Well, yay I guess for raising money for charity, although I honestly can’t remember the last time Barbie got into a feud with Lil’ Kim or made out with another girl to make Ken jealous. Although that’s probably because he was too busy spending time with G.I. Joe. “What’s that? You and Strawberry Shortcake? That’s nice. I’m just going to head over to the toy box with G.I. Joe and He-Man for a bit. Laters!!!!”