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Nick Cannon painted himself … as a white man

Nick Cannon painted himself … as a white man
March 25, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Nick Cannon

So apparently, Nick Cannon‘s next album is called White People Party Music, and as a promotional thing, he painted himself white and called himself Connor Smallnut. Seriously. Look at it …

It’s official… I’m White!!! #WHITEPEOPLEPARTYMUSIC #Wppm in stores April 1st!!!!!!Dude Go Get It!!!Join The Party!!!! #GoodCredit #DogKissing #BeerPong #FarmersMarkets #FistPumping #CreamCheeseEating #RacialDraft “Bro I got drafted!!”

Aw crap, we’re going to have to talk about this aren’t we? Hoooooooooo boy. All right, fine. But I’m not going to enjoy this. Personally, I’m not offended. I don’t want to be a sweeping statement, so once again: I personally don’t really care about this specific thing. The only thing I’d say is that makeup job looks cakey as hell. And the joke here is a bit too easy. And Nick is annoying. And there are too many gawddamn hashtags for an album no one is going to buy. And worst of all, there’s going to be a debate about this, and it’s going to be awful.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.