Nice giant inflatable penis, Miley Cyrus

Nice giant inflatable penis, Miley Cyrus
May 12, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Miley Cyrus

You know the drill, right? Miley Cyrus performed at a concert and she did something new and exciting that will surely make the web clutch its pearls and gasp in scandalized outrage! This time, it’s a giant inflatable penis that she brought out while performing at London’s G-A-Y, and I’m not even mad. That thing looks like it would be fun at a lake party. Seriously, you put someone on one end, then have someone jump on the other end and they get launched into the air! That sounds delightful … oh, you thought I was talking about how it’s a giant penis? Ugh, boo. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.