So by now you’ve probably heard about some of the celebrities who’ve performed for Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi, aka The Crazy Cape Guy Who Kills His Own People. Celebrities who’ve performed for him in return for millions of dollars include Usher, Mariah Carey, Beyoncé and Canadian Nelly Furtado. Thankfully, Furtado announced that she would be donating the money to charity in light of the fact that he is fucking insane.
In 2007, I received 1million$ from the Qaddafi clan to perform a 45 min. Show for guests at a hotel in Italy. I am going to donate the $ SOURCE
Okay, so she kinda took her sweet time on this issue, but come on: Do you see anyone else volunteering to donate the money? Beyoncé has her own goddamn island, it’s not like she’d be hard-up for cash if she were to donate the money she earned. Kudos to Nelly for having the balls to get rid of the money. Well, whatever the lady-version of balls are anyway. Ovaries? Sure, let’s go with those.